Mission Statement:
The American Society of Science and Technology for the Advancement of Posterior Comfort (ASSTAPC) exists to improve the quality of life for all by ensuring that the act of sitting is the pleasure it should be. Quite simply, we fight for your right to sit comfortably by all means necessary.
Overview:
By applying the basic principles of Assology, including research, awareness-building, education, advocacy, rocket science and charm, we work tirelessly on behalf of those with rear ends who don't know what it's like to sit in ordinary comfort.
Goal:
The eradication of Maximum Gluteus Maximus Exhaustion through the responsible dissemination of authorized and eco-friendly products, services and information.
Philosophy:
Using a "more is more" approach, ASSTAPC leverages relationships with partner organizations, think tanks, local entrepreneurs and even foreign governments to access all available resources. We believe when it comes to your ass, nothing should be left untapped.
BECOME A MEMBER!
More than an ordinary organization (pronounced "or-GAN-eye-zay-shun" if you're in Canada or just feel like being Canadian), ASSTAPC is really more of a community of people committed to a shared vision of posterior comfort for all. If you're someone with a true sense of purpose who understands the importance of gluteus happiness, we hope you'll accept this invitation to
join us. All fields are required.